From Waterfall Woes to Agile Wins: Shredding the 12 Lies Consultancies Sell
Big consultancies still hawk the same 12 tired myths—upfront planning saves money, integration must be monolithic, compliance demands a year of decks. All nonsense. Modern stacks, containerized micro-services, and single-purpose AI agents have nuked every excuse. This is the surgical takedown enterprise execs, public-sector CIOs, and SMB owners need to stop signing seven-figure checks for six-figure problems.
Georg S. Kuklick
May 7, 2025
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Lie #1: “We need 100% requirements upfront or you’ll pay later.”
Reality: requirements rot faster than avocados. A $45k MVP with real user telemetry beats a $1.1 million frozen spec doc every time. GraphQL schemas evolve in days, not quarters.
Lie #2: “Long-term strategy alignment is non-negotiable.” Reality: strategy is a living Git branch, not a 400-page PDF. Small teams push a commit, measure KPI lift, pivot. Your five-year roadmap is their annuity plan.
Lie #3: “Risk demands exhaustive conception.” Reality: risk is managed in code, not slideware. Kubernetes canary deployments surface failures at 0.1% traffic. The only risk is paying 300 billable hours to model hypotheticals.
Lie #4: “Economies of scale require big bangs.” Reality: AWS bills scale linearly; so should your solutions. Ten $30k services on spot instances cost less to run—and fail—than one $3 million monolith that dies on Black Friday.
Lie #5: “Seamless integration means one platform.” Reality: REST + webhooks + CDC streams glue anything. Stripe built a $95 billion company on APIs, not SAP. Your legacy COBOL can stream to Kafka; stop pretending it needs a “unified data layer” priced like a Gulfstream.
Lie #6: “Only prolonged phases deliver expert input.” Reality: expertise is now an API call. Claude 3.5 Sonnet reviews architecture diagrams in 11 seconds. Pay $29/month, not $290/hour for a “distinguished engineer” who Googles the same thing.
Lie #7: “Compliance requires a governance fortress.” Reality: SOC 2 is a checklist, not a cathedral. HashiCorp Vault + automated evidence collection = compliant in 30 days. The fortress is their margin.
Lie #8: “Stakeholders need the full vision to buy in.” Reality: stakeholders buy working software. Demo a $22k bot that cuts AP errors 94% and watch the CFO write the PO herself. Vision decks are participation trophies.
Lie #9: “Fixed scope prevents creep.” Reality: creep is change mislabeled. Jira + story-point velocity tracks it for free. The only thing fixed scope prevents is your ability to ship anything useful.
Lie #10: “Waterfall has a proven track record.” Reality: CHAOS Report says agile projects succeed 3× more often. Waterfall’s track record is a graveyard of $100 million write-offs. Keep the receipt.
Lie #11: “Customization needs deep analysis.” Reality: feature flags + config-as-code let you A/B test custom flows in production. Deep analysis is code for “we bill by the diagram.”
Lie #12: “Upfront planning avoids rework.” Reality: the only guaranteed rework is building the wrong thing perfectly. Incremental delivery surfaces mistakes at 1% of the cost. Big planning = big bombing.
TL;DR
Single-purpose AI agents are the final nail. One agent auto-generates OpenAPI specs from Figma mocks. Another stress-tests rate limits in Locust. A third writes the Terraform to stand it up on Fly.io. Chain them with CrewAI, deploy via ArgoCD, and you’ve replicated a $2.8 million “digital core” for the cost of a MacBook Pro. Consultancies can’t staff that fast, bill that lean, or pivot that hard. Game over.
TL;DR: The 12 lies are dead. Interoperability, containers, DevOps, and AI agents let small teams out-execute lumbering consultancies 10:1. Stop buying excuses; start shipping value.
